Diary of a lady's 6-day cruise
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> DEAR DIARY .... DAY ONE
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> I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise ship. I've packed all > my
> pretty dresses and make-up. I'm really excited.
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> DEAR DIARY ... DAY TWO
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> We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful and we saw
> some whales and dolphins. What a wonderful vacation this has started > to
> be.
> I met the Captain today and he seems like a very nice man.
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> DEAR DIARY ... DAY THREE
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> I spent some time in the pool today. I also did some shuffleboarding > and
> hit
> some golf balls off the deck. The Captain invited me to join him at > his
> table for dinner. I felt honored and we had a wonderful time. He is > a
very
> attractive and attentive gentleman.
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> DEAR DIARY ... DAY FOUR
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> Went to the ship's casino .. did OK . won about $80. The
> Captain invited me to have dinner with him in his state room. We had > a
> luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to > stay
the
> night but I declined. I told him there was no way I could be > unfaithful
to
> my husband.
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> DEAR DIARY ... DAY FIVE
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> Went back to the pool today and got a little sunburned. I decided to > go
to
> the piano bar and spend the rest of the day inside. The Captain saw > me
and
> bought me a couple of drinks. He really is a charming gentleman. He
again
> asked me to visit him for the night and again I declined. He told me
that
> if
> I didn't let him have his way with me he would sink the ship. I was
> appalled.
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> DEAR DIARY . DAY SIX
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> I saved 1600 lives today .... twice !!!!