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JUST A SOMETHING TO MAKE YOU SMILE TODAY
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Medical Jokes
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Contributor:
jokerbloke
 JOKE TEXT


JUST A SOMETHING TO MAKE YOU SMILE TODAY



> The following are actual letters that Auntie Rhoda (Parade Magazine)
> herself admitted she was at a loss to answer: Dear Auntie Rhoda ,
>
> I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and when I
> confronted him with the evidence he denied everything and said it > would
> never happen again.
>
> *
>
> Dear Auntie Rhoda ,
>
> I was married to Murwere for three months, and I didn't know he drank
> until one night he came home sober.
>
> *
>
> Dear Auntie Rhoda ,
>
> I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much I'm not even sure
> this baby I'm carrying is his.
>
> *
>
> Dear Auntie Rhoda ,
>
> A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-
> aged gym teacher, and the other is a social worker in her > mid-twenties.
> These two women go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man go
> into their apartment or come out. Do you think they could be lebanese?
>
> *
>
> Dear Auntie Rhoda ,
>
> What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language and violence on my
> VCR?
>
> *
>
> Dear Auntie Rhoda ,
>
> I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill
> for two years. It's getting expensive, and I think my boyfriend should
> share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money
> with him.
>
> *
>
> Dear Auntie Rhoda ,
>
> Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised > in
> a good Christian home turn against his own?
>
> *
>
> Dear Auntie Rhoda ,
>
> I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now, how do I get > out?
>
> *
>
> Dear Auntie Rhoda ,
>
> My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist a visit an hour
> every week for two-and-a-half years. He must be crazy.
>
> *
>
> Dear Auntie Rhoda ,
>
> Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor a little gift? > I
> tried for years to get pregnant and couldn't, and he did it.
>
> *
>
> Dear Auntie Rhoda ,
>
> My mother is mean and short-tempered. I think she is going through her
> mental pause.
>
> *
>
> Dear Auntie Rhoda ,
>
> You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send
> him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex years ago > and
> he is a doctor.


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