A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two
people show up.

One is a good looking, older retired Sailor in his
late-sixties and the other is a gorgeous blonde in
her mid-twenties.

The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar
coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last
tamer so you guys better be good or you're history.
Here's your equipment -- chair, whip and a gun. Who
wants to try out first?"

The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the
chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the
lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and
begins to charge her. About half way there, she
throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked
body. The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly
crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles.
He continues to lick and kiss her entire body for
several minutes and then rests his head at her feet.

The circus owner's mouth is on the floor. He says,
"I've never seen a display like that in my life." He
then turns to the retired Sailor and asks, "Can you
top that?"

The old Sailor replies, "No problem, just get that
lion out of the way."