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The Tiger
Category:
Golf Jokes
Rating:
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Contributor:
jokerbloke
 JOKE TEXT


The Tiger
>>>
>>> A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to
>>> consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the
>>> husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."
>>> The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."
>>> The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."
>>> "Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"
>>> "Tiger Woods."
>>> "Tiger Woods, the golfer?"
>>> "Yeah."
>>> "Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why
>>> you went to bed with him."
>>> The husband and wife then make passionate love.
>>> When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to
>>> the telephone.
>>> "What are you doing?" asks the wife.
>>> The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call
>>> room service and get something to eat."
>>> "Tiger wouldn't do that."
>>> "Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
>>> "He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."
>>> The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed
>>> to make love a second time.
>>> When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the
>>> phone. "Now what are you doing?" she asks.
>>> The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to call room
>>> service to get something to eat."
>>> "Tiger wouldn't do that."
>>> "Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
>>> "He'd come back to bed and do it again."
>>> The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love
>>> one more time.
>>> When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to
>>> the phone and starts to dial.
>>> The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"
>>> "No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for
>>> this damn hole."


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