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A FEMALE PRAYER
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Bloke Jokes
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Contributor:
jokerbloke
 JOKE TEXT


A FEMALE PRAYER




Before I lay me down to sleep,


I pray for a man, who's not a creep,


One who's handsome, smart and strong.


One who loves to listen long,


One who thinks before he speaks.


One who'll call, not wait for weeks.


I pray he's gainfully employed,


When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.


Pulls out my chair and opens my door,


Massages my back and begs to do more.


Oh! Send me a man, who'll make love to my mind,


And knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"


I pray that this man will love me no end.


Will always be my very best friend.


Amen.








A MALE PRAYER




I pray for deaf-mute nymphomaniac twins with huge boobs who own a Brewery with a chain of Pubs!!!


This doesn't rhyme with anything but I don't give a XXXX




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