This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these
> blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she
> decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.
> While her husband is
> off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms
> in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work,
> she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30
> and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living
> room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He
> notices that she is wearing a parka and a leather jacket at the same
> time. He goes over and asks her if she is ok. She replies yes. He asks
> what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that
> not all blonde women are dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting the
> house. Then he asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket.
> She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and
> it said..........
>
>
> "FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS"