Flying Blonde


A plane is on its way to Montreal when a blonde in Economy Class gets up
and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant
watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the
blonde that she paid for Economy and that she will have to sit in the
back. The blonde replies "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to
Montreal and I'm staying right here!"



The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and
co-pilot that there is some blonde sitting in First Class who belongs in
Economy and won't move back to her seat. The co-pilot goes back to the
blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for Economy she
will have to leave and return to her seat. The blonde replies, "I'm
blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Montreal and I'm staying right
here!"



The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police
waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman that won't listen to
reason. The pilot says "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this. I'm
married to a blonde.


I speak 'blonde'!" He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and
she says "Oh, I'm sorry". . . gets up and moves back to her seat in the
Economy section.



The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said
to make her move without any fuss. "I told her First Class isn't going
to Montreal."