A blonde tries to go horseback riding even though she has had no lessons
> or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse
> immediately springs into action. It gallops along at a steady rhythmic
> pace, but the blonde begins to lose her grip and starts to slide in the
> saddle.
>
> In terror, she grabs for the mane but can't seem to get a firm grip. She
> tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the
> side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to
> its slipping rider.
>
> Unfortunately, the blonde's foot has become entangled in the stirrup. She
> is now at the mercy of the hooves as her head is struck against the ground
> over and over again.
>
> As her head is battered against the ground she is moments away from losing
> consciousness when, to her great fortune, the K-Mart Manager sees her and
> unplugs the horse.