Irish Car Joke
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>Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border checkpoint.
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> >Paddy the officer stops them and tells them: "It is illegal to put 5
>people in a Quattro, Quattro means four"
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> >"Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Englishmen retorts
>disbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five
>persons."
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> >"You can't pull that one on me," replies Paddy "Quattro means four.
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> >You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law."
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> >The Englishmen reply angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over, we
>want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"
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> >"Sorry," responds Paddy, "Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."