A man gets up one morning to find his fiancée already in the kitchen
> cooking.
>
> He looks to see what she's cooking, and to his surprise he sees she
> has one of his socks frying in the frying pan.
>
> "What are you doing?" he asked
>
> "I'm doing what you asked me to do last night when you came to bed,
> very very drunk.", she replied
>
> Completely puzzled, the man walks away thinking to himself, "I don't
> remember asking her to cook my sock"