ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY A lady
about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her
was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the
smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more
amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she
complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. The case came up
in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to
say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.
She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are
coming!" and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,
"Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile. Then
she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big
Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself. BUT, your
Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said,
"Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."