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The doctor said
Category:
Medical Jokes
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Contributor:
thejoker
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The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad


>news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition which


>causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the pressure creates one


>heck of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the


>testicles."


>


>Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for.


>He had no choice but to go under the knife.


>


>When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the first time in 20


>years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he


>walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He


>could make a new beginning and live a new life.


>


>He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need - a new


>suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."


>


>The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size


>44 long."


>


>Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"


>


>"Been in the business 60 years!" Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly.


>


>As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new


>shirt?"


>


>Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."


>


>The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeve and 16-1/2 neck."


>


>Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"


>


>"Been in the business 60 years!" Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit


>perfectly


>


>As Joe adjusted the collar in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about new


>shoes?"


>


>Joe was on a roll and said, "Sure."


>


>The salesman eyed Joe's feet and said, "Let's see...9-1/2 E."


>


>Joe was astonished, "That's right, how did you know?"


>


>"Been in the business 60 years!" Joe tried on the shoes and they fit


>perfectly.


>


>Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about


>some new underwear?"


>


>Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure."


>


>The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see...size 36."


>


>Joe laughed "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years old."


>


>The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A 34 underwear would


>press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one heck


>of a headache."


>


>ALWAYS get a second opinion...


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