Don't forget the Irish accent!


A guy decides to have a party where his guests are asked to come as
different emotions, e.g. fear, etc.

On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and the host opens the
door to see a guy covered in green paint with the letters N and V painted on
his chest.

He says to this guy, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?"

And the guy says," I'm green with NV.".

The host replies, "Brilliant, come on in and have a drink."

A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door to
see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a feather boa wrapped
around her most intimate parts.

He says to this woman, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?"

She replies, "I'm tickled pink."

The host says, "I love it, come on in and join the party."

A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third time, and the host
opens the door to see two Irish blokes, Paddy and Murphy, standing sta
rk
naked one with his knob in a bowl of custard, and the other with his dick
stuck in a pear.

The host is really shocked and says, "Well, what the heck are you doing? You
could get arrested standing out there in the street like that. Anyhow, what
emotion is this supposed to be?!?!"

Paddy replies, "Well, Oim fokn discustard, and Murphy here has just come in
dispair."