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THIS IS THE BEST LAWYER STORY
Category:
Mad Jokes
Rating:
3.50
Contributor:
thejoker
 JOKE TEXT


THIS IS THE BEST LAWYER STORY OF THE YEAR, THE DECADE, AND

> > > PROBABLY THE CENTURY



A Charlotte, NC lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against fire among other things.



Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of

these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment

on the policy, the lawyer filed claim against the insurance company.



In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires."

The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.



The lawyer sued... and WON!



In delivering the ruling the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer "held a policy from the

company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also

guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is

considered to be unacceptable fire" and was obligated to pay the

claim.



Rather than endure a lengthy and costly appeal process,

the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the

lawyer for his loss of the rare cigars lost in the "fires."



NOW FOR THE BEST PART...



After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!

With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.



This story was the First place winner in

the recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest.



ONLY IN AMERICA! ......


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