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Frontiers Of Information Technology
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Funny News
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Contributor:
thejoker
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Frontiers Of Information Technology




Just a joke......


M A L A Y S I A B O L E H


After digging to a depth of 100m last year, Russian scientists found
traces of copper wiring dating back 1000 years, and came to the
conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one
thousand years ago.


So as not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American
scientists
dug 200m, and headlines in the US newspapers read : "US scientists
have
found traces of 2000 year old optical fibers and have concluded that
their
ancestors already had advanced high tech digital telephone 1000 years
earlier than the Russians. "



One week later, a Malaysian scientist En Mat Boot Apiau, reported the
following: "After digging as deep as 500m at Tg. Kidurong, Malaysian
scientists found absolutely nothing. They have concluded that 5000
years
ago,their ancestors were already using wireless mobile phones."


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