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Ive got an orange willy
Category:
Medical Jokes
Rating:
0
Contributor:
thejoker
 JOKE TEXT


Doc - "Hello. How can I help you?"
>>>
>>>Man - "I've got an orange willy, doc."
>>>
>>>Doc - "What??"
>>>
>>>Man - "My willy - it's turned orange."
>>>
>>>Doc - "Umm... I'll have to look that up....It seems it could be a
>sign
>>of
>>>stress;
>> do you suffer from stress?"
>>>
>>>Man - "Not really."
>>>
>>>Doc - "What about stress at work?"
>>>
>>>Man - "Well, I did have a nightmare job, a complete idiot for a boss,
>> worked 80 hours week for pennies and then I
>>got
>>the sack."
>>>
>>>Doc - "That sounds very stressful."
>>>
>>>Man - "Yeah, but my new job is great - half the hours, 3 times
>> the salary and I feel really appreciated."
>>>
>>>Doc - "Umm... what about your home life?"
>>>
>>>Man - "Well, my girlfriend is a complete cow, she nags non-stop and
>> doesn't like me watching football."
>>
>>>Doc - "That sounds stressful."
>>>
>>>Man - "Yeah, but I'm leaving her and I've never been happier."
>>>
>>>Doc - "Umm... what about your social life?"
>>>
>>>Man - "Social life? I don't really have time for one."
>>>
>>>Doc - "Really? What do you do in your spare time?"
>>>
>>>Man - "Watch porn and eat Cheesy Wotsits."


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