TIME FOR A LAUGH
> >
> > >A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He
> > >breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a
> > >young couple in bed.
> > >
> > >He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the
> > >guy's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck,
> >
> > >then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the
> > >husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped
> > >convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail
> >
> > >and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he
> > >wants sex, don't resist, don't complain... do whatever he tells you.
> > >Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously
> > >very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey.
> >
> > >I love you!"
> > >
> > >
> > >His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my
> > >ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had
> > >any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.
> > >
> > >Be strong honey. I love you, too!"