The love story of Ralph and Edna.

Just because someone doesnt love you the way you want
them to, doesnt mean they dont love you with all
they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental
hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital
swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.

He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom
and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became
aware of Ednas heroic act she immediately ordered her
to be discharged from the hospital, as she
now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, Edna, I
have good news and bad news. The good news is youre
being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond
to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person
you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound
mindedness.

The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with
his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry,
but hes dead.

Edna replied, He didnt hang himself, I put him
there to dry. How soon can I go home?