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We once stopped in Globe
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Bloke Jokes
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Contributor:
rettoc
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We once stopped in Globe, AZ. at a Burger King. Having no small bills, I
>
> > handed the cashier $20 for an $8 purchase, he gave me change for $10.
> > Having the 20 still seated on the cash register and not yet stored, I
> > informed him I gave him a twenty as he saw it there, he couldn't figure
> >how
> > much more he owed me because the machine didn't give him the info for a
> >$20
> > bill, had to wait as he called the manager to figure the amount due.
> >
> >
> > Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could
> >have
> > an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen
> >nuggets.
> > "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter.
> >"You
> > don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply.
> > "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?" "That's
> > right."
> > So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.
> >
> >
> > I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the
> >lady
> > behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of
> > those dividers that they keep by the cash register and placed it between
>
> > our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of
>
> >my
> > items, she picked up the "divider," looking it all over for the bar code
>
> >so
> > she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, "Do you know
>
> > how much this is?" I said to her "I've changed my mind, I don't think
> >I'll
> > buy that today." She said "OK," and I paid her for the things and left.
> > She had no clue to what had just happened.
> >
> >
> > A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and
> > pulling it out very quickly.
> > When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on
> >the
> > Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using
>
> > the ATM "thingy."
> >
> >
> > I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. "Do you
> >need
> > some help?" I asked.
> > She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery to this door
> > remote. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a
> > distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?"
> > "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?" I asked. "No, just this
> >remote
> > thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the
> >key
> > and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive over
> >there
> > and check about the batteries. It's a long walk."
> >
> >
> > Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she
> >was
> > typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing
> >paper.
> > What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told her.
> > With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put
> >it
> > on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.
> >
> >
> > My neighbour works in the operations department in the central office of
>
> >a
> > large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems with
>
> > their computers. One night he got a call from a woman in one of the
> >branch
> > banks who had this question: "I've got smoke coming from the back of my
> > terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"
> >
> >
> > Police in Radnor , Pa. , interrogated a suspect by placing a metal
> >colander
> > on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The
> > message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the
> >copy
> > button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth.
> > Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed


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