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Two Women at the Pearly Gates
Category:
Religious Jokes
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Contributor:
rettoc
 JOKE TEXT


Two Women at the Pearly Gates
> > > >
> > > >Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are comparing
> >stories
> >on
> > > >how they died.
> > > >
> > > >1st woman: I froze to death.
> > > >
> > > >2nd woman: How horrible!
> > > >
> > > >1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I
> >began
> >to
> > > >get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
>
> > > >
> > > >2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
> >husband
> > > >was
> > > >cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I
> > > >found
> > > >him all by himself in the den watching TV.
> > > >
> > > >1st woman: So what happened?
> > > >
> > > >2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I
>
> > > >started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and
>
> > > >searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet
> >and
> > > >checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked
> >everywhere,
> > > >and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart
> > > >attack and died!
> > > >
> > > >1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd both still be
> > > >alive.


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