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Delias Way
Category:
Girly Jokes
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Contributor:
rettoc
 JOKE TEXT


Delia's Way - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in
>>the bag
>> > with
>> > > the potatoes.
>> > >
>> > > The Real Woman's Way - Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard
>>for up to a
>> > > year.
>> > >
>>--------------------------------------------------------------------
>> > > Delia's Way - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the
>>baking tin, use
>> > a
>> > > bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white
>>mess on the
>> > > outside of the cake.
>> > >
>> > > The Real Woman's Way - Tesco's sell cakes. They even do
>>decorated
>> > versions.
>> > >
>>----------------------------------------------------------------------
>> > > Delia's Way - If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's
>>still
>> > cooking,
>> > > drop in a potato slice.
>> > > The Real Woman's Way - If you over salt a dish while you are
>>cooking,
>> > that's
>> > > tough sh*t. Your family will eat it and be grateful for it,
>>no matter
>> > how
>> > > bad it tastes.
>> > > ---------------------------------------------------------
>> > > Delia's Way - Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting it in
>>the
>> > > refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.
>> > >
>> > > The Real Woman's Way - It could keep forever for all I care.
>>Who eats it
>> > > anyway?
>> > > ---------------------------------------------------
>> > > Delia's Way - Brush some beaten egg white over piecrusts
>>before baking
>> > to
>> > > give a beautiful glossy finish.
>> > >
>> > > The Real Woman's Way - Sainsbury's frozen pie directions do
>>not include
>> > time
>> > > wasting instructions to brush anything over anything.
>> > > ----------------------------------------------
>> > > Delia's Way - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half
>>and rub it
>> > on
>> > > your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
>> > >
>> > > The Real Woman's Way - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut
>>it in half
>> > and
>> > > drop it in 8 ounces of vodka. Drink the vodka. The throbbing
>>won't
>> > matter
>> > > any more.
>> > > --------------------------------------------------
>> > > Delia's Way - If you have a problem opening jars, try using
>>latex
>> > > dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes
>>opening jars
>> > easy.
>> > >
>> > > The Real Woman's Way - What do you think men are for?
>> > > ----------------------------------------------
>> > > Delia's Way - Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future
>>use in
>> > > casseroles and sauces.
>> > >
>> > > The Real Woman's Way - Leftover wine???? Hello!!!!!
>> > >


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