Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side and said,
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> >You'll like this one !!
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> >"When I got married to your mother the first thing I did when we got
> >home was to take off my trousers. I gave them to your mother and told
> >her to try them on, which she did. They were enormous on her and she
> >said to me that she couldn't possibly wear them, as they were too
> >large. I said to her
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> >"Of course they are too large for you. I wear the trousers in this
> >fami ly and I always will. Ever since that day we have never had a
> >single problem".
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> >Jack took his father's advice to heart and as soon as he got Jill
> >alone after the wedding, he did the same thing. He took off his
> >trousers and handed them to Jill and told her to try them on. When she
> >did she said "I can't wear these, they're far too large for me".
> >
> >"Exactly" Jack replied "I wear the trousers in this family and I
> >always will. I don't want you to ever forget that".
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> >Then Jill took off her knickers and gave them to Jack. "Try these on
> >Jack" she said, so he tried them on but they were too small.
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> >"I can't get into your knickers" said Jack. So Jill said " Exactly,
> >and if you don't change your f****** attitude, you never will!"
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