Little Fireman
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>A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he
>notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders
>hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
>The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is being
>pulled by her dog and her cat.
>
> The fire fighter walks over to take a closer look.
> "That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration.
>
> "Thanks," the girl says.
>
>The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the
>wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. "Little Partner,"
>the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig,
>but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you
>could go faster.
>
> "The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I
> wouldn't have a siren."