A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel.
>On the third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning.
>After dusting themselves off, the nun and the priest surveyed their
>situation. After a long period of silence, the priest spoke.
>"Well, sister, this looks pretty grim."
>"I know, father."
>"In fact, I don't think it likely that we can survive more than a day or
>two."
>"I agree."
>"Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive,
>would you do something for me?"
>"Anything, Father."
>"I have never seen a woman's breasts and I was wondering if I might see
>yours."
>"Well, under the circumstances I don't see that it would do any harm."
>The nun opened her habit and the priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely
>breasts, commenting frequently on their beauty.
>"Sister, would you mind if I touched them?"
>She consented and he fondled them for several minutes.
>"Father, could I ask something of you?"
>"Yes, Sister?"
>"I have never seen a man's penis. Could I see yours?"
>"I suppose that would be OK," the priest replied lifting his robe.
>"Oh Father, May I touch it?"
>The priest consented and after a few minutes of fondling he was sporting a
>huge erection.
>"Sister, you know that if I insert my penis in the right place, it can give
>life."
>"Is that true father?"
>"Yes, it is, Sister."
>"Oh Father that's wonderful...... stick it in the camel and let's get the hell
>out of here."