A woman of 50 something years of age was at home happily
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> > jumping on her bed & squealing with delight.
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> > Her husband watches her for a minute then asks, "Do you have any idea
> >how ridiculous you look?"
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> > The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care, I just
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> >came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of an
> >18 year-old."
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> > The husband said, "What did he say about your 55 year old arse?"
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> > She replied "Your name never came up."
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