POSSIBLY THE BEST BLONDE JOKE EVER A blonde walks into a
> > > > > pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The
> > > > > pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't
> > > > > sell rectum deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde
> > > > > assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from
> > > > > this store on a regular basis and would like some more. "I'm
> > > > > sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any." "But, I
> > > > > always buy it here,"
> > > > > says
> > > > > the
> > > > > blonde. "Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the
> > > > > pharmacist. "Yes," said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."
> > > > > She
> > > > > returns
> > > > > with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at
> > > > > it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm
> > > > > deodorant".
> > > > > Annoyed,
> > > > > the
> > > > > blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the
> > > > > container. ....... "TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."