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Midnight
Category:
Police Jokes
Rating:
0
Contributor:
rettoc
 JOKE TEXT
Safari Scratch

Midnight
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> > > > > > > Patrolling at night in a well-known make-out spot, just before
> > > > > > > midnight, a
> > > > > > > Ranger sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly
> > > > > > > glowing.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > The Ranger carefully approaches the car to get a closer look,
> > > > > > > where he sees
> > > > > > > a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Puzzled by this surprising situation, the Ranger walks to the
> > > > > > > car and gently
> > > > > > > raps on the driver's window
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > The young man lowers his window ... "Uh, yes, officer?"
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > "What are you doing ?"
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > "Well, isn't it obvious? I'm reading a magazine, sir "
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the Ranger
> > > > > > > says: "And her-
> > > > > > > what is she doing?"
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's knitting a pullover
> > > > > > > sweater."
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Now, the Ranger is totally confused. A young couple. Alone, in a
> > > > > > > car, at
> > > > > > > night in a lovers' lane. And nothing obscene is happening!
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > "What's your age, young man ?"
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > "I'm 25, sir."
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > "And the young lady ... what's her age?"
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > The young man looks at his watch and replies, "She'll be 18 in
> > > > > > > 11 minutes


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