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>Walking into the bar, the guy says to the bartender,"Pour me a stiff one, just had another fight with the little woman."
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>"Oh yeah?" says the bartender, "And how did this one end?"
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>"When it was over," the guy replied, "she came to me on her hands and knees."
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>"Really? Now that's a switch! What did she say?"
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>She said, "Come out from under that bed, you little chickenshit."