INDIAN STORY
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> > > > >There once was an Indian whose given name was "Onestone", so named
> > > because
> > > > >he had only one testicle. He hated that name and asked everyone to
>not
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> > > > >call him Onestone. After
> > > > >years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, "If
> > anyone
> > > > >calls me Onestone again I will kill them!"
> > > > >The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day
>a
> > > > >young girl named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning,
>Onestone..."
> > > He
> > > > >jumped up, grabbed her, and took her deep into the forest where he
>made
> > > > >love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next
> > day,
> > > > >until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
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> > > > >The word got around that Onestone meant serious business.
> > > > >Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a
>woman
> > > > >named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away for many
> > > years.
> > > > >Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw
> > > > >Onestone. She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone..."
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> > > > >Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made
>love
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> > > > >her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the
>next
> > > day,
> > > > >made love to her all the next night...but, Yellow Bird wouldn't
>die!!!!
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> > > > >What is the moral of this story???
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> > > > >Come on.. .take a guess!
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> > > > >Think about it...
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> > > > >Okay, okay, scroll down...
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> > > > > >You're going to love this!
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> > > > > >Here it comes.
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> > > > > >And the moral is...
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> > > > >You can't kill two birds with one stone