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a brave French fighter pilot
Category:
Sex Jokes
Rating:
5.00
Contributor:
rettoc
 JOKE TEXT


Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out
> >for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day
> >and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says, "Pierre,
> >kiss me!"
> >
> >
> >
> >Pierre grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips. "What
> >are you doing, Pierre?" says the startled Marie. "I am Pierre, the
> >fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!"
> >
> >
> >
> >She smiles and they start kissing. Things began to heat up a little and
> >Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower." Our hero tears her blouse open,
> >grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and pours it on her breasts. "Pierre! What
> >are you doing now?" asks the bewildered Marie. "I am Pierre, the fighter
> >pilot! When I have white meat, I have white wine!"
> >
> >
> >
> >She giggles and they resume their passionate interlude, and things
> >really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre,
> >kiss me much lower!" Pierre rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of
> >Cognac and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights the
> >cognac on fire.
> >
> >
> >
> >Marie shrieks and dives into the River Seine. Standing waist deep,
> >Marie throws her arms into the air and screams furiously, "PIERRE, WHAT
> >IN THE F#@K DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?"
> >
> >Our 'hero' stands and says defiantly, "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot!
> >If I go down, I go down in flames!"


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