A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to
> > > > > >>the
> > > >first
> > > > > >>grade.
> > > > > >>The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on
> > > > > >>no
> > baby
> > > > > >>talk
> > > > > >>"You need to use 'big people' words,"
> > > > > >>she'd always remind them.
> > > > > >>She asked little Jonny what he had done over the weekend.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >>"I went to visit my Nana."
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >>"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER.
> > > > > >>Use big people words!"
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >>She then asked William what he had done.
> > > > > >>"I took a ride on a choo-choo."
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >>She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN!
> > > > > >>Use big people words."
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >>She then asked Ron what he had done.
> > > > > >>"I read a book," he replied.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >>"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said.
> > > > > >>"What book did you read?"
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >>Ron thought about it, then puffed out his little chest with
> > > > > >>great pride and said, "Winnie the SHIT."
> > > > >