A passer-by noticed an old lady sitting on her front step: "I couldn't
>help noticing how happy you look! What is your secret for such a long,
>happy life?"
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>"I smoke 4 packs of cigarettes a day", she said. "Before I go to bed, I
>smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack
>Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends I pop a huge
>number of pills and do no exercise at all."
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>"This is absolutely amazing at your age!!!!", says the passer-by. "How
>old are you?"
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>"Twenty four"
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