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A doctor was having an affair
Category:
Medical Jokes
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Contributor:
rettoc
 JOKE TEXT


A doctor was having an affair with his Italian-born nurse. Shortly
> >>afterward, she told him she was pregnant.
> >>
> >>
> >> > Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and
> >>asked
> >>her to go to Italy and have the baby there. "But how will I let
> >>you know when the baby is born?" she asked.
> >>
> >>
> >> > He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write 'spaghetti' on the back.
>
> >>I'll take care of all the child's expenses."
> >>
> >>
> >> > Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to
> >>Italy.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> > Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the
>
> >>office, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today
> >>from Europe, and I don't understand what it means."
> >>
> >>
> >> > > The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home, and I will explain it
> >>to
> >>you.
> >>
> >>
> >> > > " Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, and
> >>fell
> >>to the floor with a heart attack.
> >>
> >>
> >> > > Paramedics rushed him to the ER. The lead medic stayed back to
> >>comfort the wife.
> >>
> >>
> >> > He asked her what she thought might have caused the cardiac arrest.
> >>
> >>
> >> > The wife picked up the card and read it to him: "Four Spaghetti's:
> >>Two
> >>with sausage and > meatballs, two without."


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