Men are like ........Laxatives ...... They irritate the sh!t out of you.
>
> Men are like ........ Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm
> they
> are.
>
> Men are like ........ Vacations ...... They never seem to be long enough.
>
> Men are like ........ Weather ...... Nothing can be done to change them.
>
> Men are like ........ Blenders ...... You need One, but you're not quite
> sure why.
>
> Men are like ........ Chocolate Bars ...... Sweet, smooth, & they usually
> head right for your hips.
>
> Men are like ....... Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.
>
> Men are like ........ Department Stores ...... Their clothes are always
> 1/2
> off.
>
> Men are like ........ Government Bonds ...... They take soooooooo long to
> mature.
>
> Men are like ........ Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of
> emotion.
>
> Men are like ........ Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little
> while.
>
> Men are like. Snowstorms ...... You never know when they're coming, how
> many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
>
> Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ...... Fun to look at, but not very
> bright.
>
> Men are like ........ Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken,
> the rest are handicapped.