A duck walks into a pub and says to the barman:"Got any bread?"
Barman says:"No."
Duck says:"Got any bread?"
Barman says:"No."
Duck says:"Got any bread?"
Barman says:"No,we have no bread."
Duck says:"Got any bread?"
Barman says:"No,we haven't got any f**king bread."
Duck says:"Got any bread?"
Barman says:"No,are you deaf,we haven't got any f**king bread,ask me > > >
again and I'll nail your
f**king beak to the bar you irritating bast**d bird!"
Duck says:"Got any nails?"
Barman says:"No."
Duck says:"Got any bread?"