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A blonde teenage girl
Category:
Blonde Jokes
Rating:
0
Contributor:
nutter
 JOKE TEXT


A blonde teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother, "Is
it
true what Rita just told me ..... Babies come out of the same place
where
boys put their thingies?"
"Yes, dear." Replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally
come
up, and she wouldn't have to explain it in detail to her daughter.
"But then when I have a baby," responded the blonde teenager, "won't
it
knock my teeth out?"



A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf
balls,
and sat down next to a beautiful, you guessed it, blonde.
The blonde kept looking quizzically at him and his bulging pockets.
Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls."
Never-the-less, the blonde continued to look at him thoughtfully and
finally, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, asked;
"Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"



A redhead visited her doctor and told him tha t her body hurt where
ever she
touched it.
"Impossible" said the doctor. "Show me!"
She stuck out her forefinger and prodded her elbow and screamed in
agony.
She prodded her knee and screamed, she pushed her ankle and screamed.
Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor asked, "You're not really a redhead, are you"
"No" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor said....."Your finger is broken."



A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some bum
deodorant.
The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they
don't
sell bum deodorant, and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying
the
stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more.
"I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."
"But I always get it here," says the blonde.
"Do you have the container it comes in?"
"Yes!" said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who
looks at
it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm
deodorant."
The annoyed blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from
the
container,




(Wait for it - it's good)











"To apply, push up bottom


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