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There were 3 good arguments
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Religious Jokes
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Contributor:
nutter
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There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
> >1. He called everyone "brother"
> >2. He liked Gospel
> >3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
> >
> >But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
> >1. He went into His Fathers business.
> >2. He lived at home until he was 33.
> >3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was
> >God.
> >
> >But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
> >1. He talked with his hands.
> >2. He had wine with every meal.
> >3. He used olive oil.
> >
> >But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a
>Californian:
> >1. He never cut his hair.
> >2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
> >3. He started a new religion.
> >
> >But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
> >1. He never got married.
> >2. He was always telling stories.
> >3. He loved green pastures.
> >
> >But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a
>woman:
> >1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
> >2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just
> >didn't
> >get it.
> >3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was more
> >work to do.
> >


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