MIKE WENT TO DOCTORS,
DOCTOR I HAVE THIS TERRIBLE PROBLEM, I KEEP FARTING, THE GOOD THIN YOU CANNOT SMELL OR HEAR THEM, I HAVE FARTED ABOUT TEN TIMES WHILE I HAVE SPOKEN TO YOU,


THE DOCTOR SAID I WANT YOU TO TKAE THESE PILLS AND COME BACK IN A WEEK.


MIKE WENT OUT AND DULY CAME BACK IN A WEEK, " DOCTOR I HAVE TAKED THOSE PILLS, AND I DO NOT KNOW WHAT THEY DID TO MY GUTS, BUT MY FARTS SMELL LIKE HELL.


THE DOCTOR SAID GOOD, " I HAVE CURED YOUR SINUSES, NOW FOR YOUR DEAFNESS"