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You know youre living in 2008
Category:
One Liners
Rating:
0
Contributor:
nutter
 JOKE TEXT


You know you're living in 2008 when...




1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.


2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.


3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.


4. You e-mail your mate who works at the desk next to you.


5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not
have
e-mail addresses.


6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in
a
business manner.


7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an


outside line.


8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
different
companies.


10. You learned about your "redundancy" on the 11 o'clock news.


11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.


12. Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get
long-service awards.


13. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.


14. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your "friends".



15.You got this e-mail from a friend that never talks to you anymore,
except
to send you jokes from the net.


16. You are too busy to notice there was no number 9.


17. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a number 9.




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