A Kiwi bloke was on earth doing the Haka. Somewhere in space, Aliens
Were watching this unusual dance.


"Kamate, kamate, ka-ora, ka-ora......"


The Aliens were very interested and they wanted to see what would happen
if they would take a part of his brain away without him even knowing. So
with their alien technology they sent a laser beam down that hit the
Kiwi's head and took a part of his brain away. The Aliens then sat back
to see what would happen.


"Ka-mate, ka-mate, ka-ora, ka-ora......."


What the??? The Aliens were amazed with what they were seeing. The Kiwi
guy could operate with less than a full brain. So they decided to send
the beam down and take another part of his brain. The Aliens watched on.


"Ka-mate, ka-mate, ka-ora, ka-ora......"


"WHAT!!!" the Aliens said to each other. "These Kiwis are very clever
people even with half a brain. Let's see what happens if we take the
rest of it away and leave him with no brain at all!"


So with a push of a button the Aliens sent the beam down and took away
the final part of the Kiwi's brain. "Now surely he won't know anything
at all. He should be too dumb and stupid to do anything now?"


And sure enough, with no brain and no knowledge of anything at all as
the
Aliens watched on the bloke sang,


"WALTZING MATILDA, WALTZING MATILDA......"