Really bad day
This little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink.
He's been sitting there for half an hour when this big trouble-making truck
driver steps next to him,
grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.
The poor little guy starts crying.
"Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," says the truck driver.
"I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. "I can
t do anything right.
I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me.
When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I have no
I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, I discovered my wallet was
left in the cab.
At home I found my wife in bed with the gardener.
So I came to this bar and was intent on putting an end to my life,
and then you showed up and drank down my poison.