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Really bad day
Category:
Mad Jokes
Rating:
0
Contributor:
nutter
 JOKE TEXT
Safari Scratch

Really bad day



This little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink.


He's been sitting there for half an hour when this big trouble-making truck
driver steps next to him,
grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.
The poor little guy starts crying.


"Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," says the truck driver.
"I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."


"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. "I can
t do anything right.


I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me.
When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I have no
insurance.
I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, I discovered my wallet was
left in the cab.
At home I found my wife in bed with the gardener.
So I came to this bar and was intent on putting an end to my life,
and then you showed up and drank down my poison.


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