THE HORMONE WARNING:
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man
has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands!
This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in
the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST:
Where would you like to go for dinner? ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that? SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you! ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? SAFER: Could we be
overreacting? SAFEST: Here's fifty quid. ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? SAFER: You know, there are a lot of
apples left. SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that? ULTRASAFE:
Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day? SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it
today. SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe! ULTRASAFE: Have some
more chocolate.

Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good Laugh!
or men who need a warning.

And remember: Money talks....But Chocolate sings.