> > A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One
> > and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror,
> > heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.
> > "Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My
> > home early!"
> > "I can't jump out the window ~ It's raining out there!"
> > "If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied.
> > got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!"
> > So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the
> > window! As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly
> discovered he
> > had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he
> > running along beside the others, about 300 of them.
> > Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in
> > best he could. After a little while a small group of runners who had
> > watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer.
> > "Do you always run in the nude?" one asked.
> > "Oh yes!" he replied, gasping in air. "It feels so wonderfully free!"
> > Another runner moved a long side. "Do you always run carrying your
> > with you under your arm?"
> > "Oh, yes" our friend answered breathlessly. "That way I can get dressed
> > right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!
> > Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried, "Do you
> > wear a condom when you run? "
> > "Nope. Just when it's raining."