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Marathon Runner
Category:
Sex Jokes
Rating:
0
Contributor:
nutter
 JOKE TEXT
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Marathon Runner!
>
>
> > A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One
> wet
> > and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror,
she
> > heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.
> >
> > "Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My
> husband's
> > home early!"
> >
> > "I can't jump out the window ~ It's raining out there!"
> >
> > "If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied.
He's
> > got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!"
> >
> > So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the
> > window! As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly
> discovered he
> > had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he
started
> > running along beside the others, about 300 of them.
> >
> > Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in
> as
> > best he could. After a little while a small group of runners who had
been
> > watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer.
> >
> > "Do you always run in the nude?" one asked.
> >
> > "Oh yes!" he replied, gasping in air. "It feels so wonderfully free!"
> >
> > Another runner moved a long side. "Do you always run carrying your
clothes
> > with you under your arm?"
> >
> > "Oh, yes" our friend answered breathlessly. "That way I can get dressed
> > right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!
> >
> > Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried, "Do you
> always
> > wear a condom when you run? "
> >
> > "Nope. Just when it's raining."
> >
>


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