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23 reasons why dogs are better than Wives
Category:
Pet Jokes
Rating:
3.50
Contributor:
nutter
 JOKE TEXT


23 reasons why dogs are better than Wives...





1. The later you are, the more excited they are to see you.


2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.


3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.


4. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.


5. A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.


6. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.


7. A dog's parents never visit.


8. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.


9. Dogs seldom outlive you.


10. Dogs can't talk.


11. Dogs enjoy petting in public.


12. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24-hours a
day.


13. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.


14. Another man will seldom steal your dog.


15. If you bring another dog home, your dog will happily play with both of
you.


16. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died would you
get another dog?"


17. If you pretend to be blind, your dog can stay in your hotel room
for free.


18. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them
away.


19. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you
a pervert.


20. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad, they just
think it's interesting.


21. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep.


22. Dogs are not allowed in Harrods or Harvey Nic's.


23. If a dog leaves, it won't take half your stuff.




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