Diet....



A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. "I want
you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure
for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."
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>When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"
> The blonde nodded. "I'll tell you what though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day." >"From hunger, you mean?" >"No, from skipping."