A hillbilly, who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The


> lawyer said,"How can I help you?" The hillbilly said,"I wanna get me
one
> of those dayvorces." The layer said,"Do you have any grounds?" The
> hillbilly said,"Yes, I have 40 acres." The lawyer said,"No, you don't
> understand, do you have a suit?" The hillbilly said,"Yes, I got a
suit,
> I wears it to church on Sundays." The lawyer said,"No, no I mean do
you
> have a case?" The hillbilly said,"No, I ain't got no case, but I got a


> John Deere." The lawyer said,"No, I mean do you have a grudge?" The
> hillbilly said,"Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks my John
> Deere." The lawyer said,"Does your wife beat you up or something?" The


> hillbilly said,"No, we both get up at 4:30." The lawyer said,"Is your
> wife a nagger?" The hillbilly said,"No, she's a little white gal, but
> our last kid was a nagger and that's why I want's one of those
> dayvorces."