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Mostly old ones but a few made me chuckle
Category:
One Liners
Rating:
2.00
Contributor:
nutter
 JOKE TEXT



JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 1:
Michael Jackson is being investigated for drugs.
During the Neverland raid, police found class As,
class Bs, and all the male members of class 5C.
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JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 2:
Where's Michael going on holiday?
He's off to Tampa with the kids.
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JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 3:
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael?
"Excuse me, but you're in my son"
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JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 4:
How do kids at Neverland know when it's bedtime?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
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JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 5:
What does Jacko have in common with a Big Mac?
They're both old meat between young buns
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JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 6:
What does Michael hand round after dinner?
The under-eights
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JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 7:
What does Jackson have in common with whisky?
They both come in small tots
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JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 8:
Good to see Jacko dangling his kid off the balcony.
Usually he just tosses them off.
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JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 9:
What do Michael and Wal-mart have in common?
They both have boys briefs half-off
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JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 10:
Jacko's wife has just given birth to a baby boy.
"How long before we start having sex?" asks Michael.
Doctor: "I'd wait until he's at least 14"
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Q What's brown, comes out of the ring, and
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