The midget....
> > >
> > >There was a midget in Houston whose testicles ached almost all the
> > >time. So he finally went to his doctor and told him what the problem
> > >was.
> > >
> > >The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The
> > >midget dropped his pants.
> > >
> > >The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to
> > >examine him. The doc put one finger under his left testicle and told
> > >the midget to turn his head and cough--the usual method to check for
>a
> > >hernia.
> > >
> > >Aha!" mumbled the doc, and putting his finger under the right
>testicle,
> > >he asked the midget to cough again.
> > >
> > >"Aha!" said the doctor and reached for his surgical scissors.
> > >
> > >Snip, snip, snip, snip on the right side then snip, snip, snip, snip,
> > >snip,snip, snip on the left side.
> > >
> > >The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, so he stared at the
> > >ceiling, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt.
> > >
> > >The doctor then told the midget to get dressed and see if they still
> > >ached.
> > >
> > >The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around the doc's
> > >office and discovered his groin area was no longer in any pain.
> > >
> > >The midget said, "Perfect, Doc, and I didn't even feel it ..... What
> > >did you do?"
> > >
> > >The Doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy
> > >boots"!
> > >