Offensive Jokes Logo
Offensive Jokes LOL
Offensive Jokes
Offensive Jokes
Offensive Jokes
Offensive Jokes Add an Offensive Joke Top Offensive Jokes Latest Offensive Jokes Search for Offensive Jokes Contact Offensive Jokes
Offensive Jokes Categories
JackpotCity Casino
Login
Register
Bloke Jokes
Blonde Jokes
Cartoons
Drink Jokes
Essex Jokes
Fat Jokes
Footy Jokes
Funny News
Funny Quotes
Girly Jokes
Golf Jokes
Husband Jokes
Irish Jokes
Job Jokes
Kids Jokes
Love Jokes
Mad Jokes
Medical Jokes
Office Jokes
One Liners
Pet Jokes
Photo Jokes
Police Jokes
Political Jokes
Religious Jokes
Sex Jokes
Sports Jokes
Wife Jokes
Women Jokes
Wrinklies Jokes
 

Joke Stuff

About Offensive Jokes 
Terms & Conditions 
 
Subscribe to our newletter.

Bookmark with;   Bookmark to: Digg   Bookmark to: Del.icio.us   Bookmark to: Facebook   Bookmark to: StumbleUpon   Bookmark to: Google   Bookmark to: Twitter

The midget
Category:
Medical Jokes
Rating:
0
Contributor:
nutter
 JOKE TEXT
Safari Scratch

The midget....
> > >
> > >There was a midget in Houston whose testicles ached almost all the
> > >time. So he finally went to his doctor and told him what the problem
> > >was.
> > >
> > >The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The
> > >midget dropped his pants.
> > >
> > >The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to
> > >examine him. The doc put one finger under his left testicle and told
> > >the midget to turn his head and cough--the usual method to check for
>a
> > >hernia.
> > >
> > >Aha!" mumbled the doc, and putting his finger under the right
>testicle,
> > >he asked the midget to cough again.
> > >
> > >"Aha!" said the doctor and reached for his surgical scissors.
> > >
> > >Snip, snip, snip, snip on the right side then snip, snip, snip, snip,
> > >snip,snip, snip on the left side.
> > >
> > >The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, so he stared at the
> > >ceiling, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt.
> > >
> > >The doctor then told the midget to get dressed and see if they still
> > >ached.
> > >
> > >The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around the doc's
> > >office and discovered his groin area was no longer in any pain.
> > >
> > >The midget said, "Perfect, Doc, and I didn't even feel it ..... What
> > >did you do?"
> > >
> > >The Doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy
> > >boots"!
> > >


No Image

Sitemap
Copyright Offensive Jokes 2006