Winter in Wisconsin



Norman and his wife live in Rhinelander. One winter morning while
listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going to
have 6 to 8 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even
numbered side of the street, so the snow plow can get through." Norman's
wife goes out and moves her car.


A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says,
"We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car
on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snow plow can get
through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.


The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer
says "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today.You must
park..........." then the electric power goes out. Norman's wife is
very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I
don't know what to do." Which side of the street do I need to park on so
the plow can get through?"


With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are
married to blondes exhibit, Norman says, "Why don't you just leave it in
the garage this time?"