Paddy's on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire & he's up to £500,000.


>


> The lights go down & Chris asks him the big question:


>


> "Paddy, take your time, but for £1,000,000, who was the great train


> robber..?


>


> "Was it:


>


> a) Ronnie Barker


> b) Ronnie Corbett


> c) Ronnie Biggs


> d) Ronnie O'Sullivan
>


> Paddy thinks for a minute & say's "Chris, Oi'll take the money"


>


> "Take your time Paddy, remember you still have your three life lines


> available" says Chris.


>


> Paddy thinks again and says "No, oi'll take the money"


>


> "You don't want to call a friend or go 50/50..?" say's Chris


>


> "No, final answer, oi'll take the money"


>


> "Ok everyone, give him a round of applause, Paddy wins £500,000".


>



> Paddy gets up and takes the cheque and just as he's about to leave,
Chris


> turns round to him and says, "Before you go, you'll want to know the


> correct


> answer"


>


> Paddy said "No, yer alright. I know it anyway.


>
> "What, says Chris, are you mad..?"


>


> "Mad I might be, says Paddy, but i'm no f**king grass"!